On the Beach for My Honeymoon
It was our honeymoon and we had a week to kill. We were given a sales pitch about doing a variety of activities, which we did 1 during the whole week. Cave diving. We had a pass to one fancy steak dinner. Which turned out to be absolutely delicious. I ate myself into a terrible stomach ache and gross trips to the bathroom. The food was too good to resist. We were both amazed my the Michael Jackson impersonator. We were actually wondering if it was really him. It wasn't. We took out the catamaran. After a too short instruction and a terrifying instruction about not going into the shallow rocks it was way more nerve racking than fun. It turns out that if I would have had the courage to learn how to do it it would have been an absolute highlight of the trip. But I was too scared to break that damn boat. So, I sat in a lawn chair next to my new wife trying to read my Histo...